corwynologist:

you did what? you went back to your ex and got engaged?

Part of me wants to tell you that I’m happy for you. The look in my eyes betrays me, “What about us?” 

After clearing my throat while I lift my glass to you, I manage a quiet, “Congratulations.“ 

There’s the closure I’ve been asking for. 

Damn.

brotherentropy:

tsunderisse:

geoomega:

because it’s marketed more to men than to women

you’re a misogynist.

i like the implication that men find it easier to emotionally connect to a dog than a woman and that that’s for some reason not an extremely fucked up thing about our culture